The time has come to introduce an inhabitant of my lair. Meet Mofo, my evil sidekick:

Mofo is evil and hates my guts. I figured that maybe he's lonely and that he needed some company to cheer him up. It was not long after I inserted my friendly sidekick Nemo, who is half his size, that I found Mofo chewing on Nemo, who was floating on his side by then. Nemo left this cruel world through plumbing. Latest news is that he's in a happy place now, surrounded by 7 ladyfish virgins. Mofo moved up the food chain and was happily swimming to the beat of my daily Johnny Cash dish-wash tunes.

Mofo has a problem with authority. I can see it in his eyes when I feed him or insert a cute air pump toy in his house. He hates the world and is ambitious to climb the ladder of the dark side. One can only wonder what his next move will be. Word in the water is that he wants to be a portal sales fish, yet others say he is bound to take over his boss' blog.

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